Posted by Jestyr at 06:13 PM on November 1, 2006 in .
so halloween has come and gone and i saw some pretty outrageous costumes here but, being the inquisitive person that i am, i have a few lingering questions:
- Why is eyeliner scary? you know those people who dress up all goth-like and for them a thick slathering of eyeliner is a must. judging from my observations yesterday, a witch isn't a REAL witch without eyeliner... but why is it scary? maybe the process of applying it is the scary part. after all, who in their right mind would stick a pencil in their eye...
- isn't halloween supposed to be about dressing up as something scary? then why are there people dressing up as Playboy Bunnies? Or nurses. i mean, nothing really scary about that... unless a member of the male gender dressed up as a male nurse (complete with skimpy skirt, hairy legs and a name like Olga) or a Playboy bunny.. but then wouldn't they be called Playboy Hares? Or maybe Hairy Playboys.
- The whole concept of trick-or-treating defies the rule: Never take candy from strangers....
- I saw a few people dressed up as... office workers? i mean, they were wearing office shirts and working pants. and they were at a halloween party so they must have been in costume. so what's so scary about office workers? maybe it is the impending future of the shackles of office work that is scary. or maybe it was the fact that they were wearing eyeliner....
- asian people suck at halloween. seriously. they come up with the worst costumes (read: office workers). and then they go around saying "boo" and expect other people to be scared. i find the fact that asians make the best horror movies (the ring) yet suck at halloween extremely paradoxical. but then i also think J-Pop and K-Pop artists in publicity photos are more frightening than halloween asians.